2025 Weekly Bonuses

In 2023, the league voted overwhelming to change the $10 bonus each week from “Most Points Scored” to a rotating list of achievements. Below are the achievements chosen by the commissioner for the 2025 season.


WeekAchievement NameDescriptionWinner
1Fuck Chris HoganStarting WR with lowest catch rate
2Nelson Agholor SpecialWR with the most points through first two weeks
3Coach of the YearMost efficient lineup
4Marathon, Not a SprintPlayer with longest single rush or reception
5Sprint, Not a MarathonPlayer with most rushing/receiving TDs
6Lamar Miller SpecialRB Closest to 11 Points Without Going Over
7Missed ConnectionHighest scoring player on bench
8-ABye-pocalypseHighest scoring player in lineup who has not started before week eight
8-BNational TE DayTE in starting lineup with the most TDs on 10/26
9A Win’s a WinLeast points in win
10QB LeagueHighest scoring starting QB
11Biggest LoserMost points in loss
12Fuck Them PicksMost points by a player who was traded for this year
13Too Much Stuffing TwoWR with lowest yards/reception in lineup
14Consolation Bracket FavoriteMost Cumulative Points-Against (Entire Season)

2025 Winners

WeekWinning GMPlayer
1Dylan 614Brian Thomas Jr.
2TheCarlosPuka Nacua
3HaffCaffN/A
4rkmayJordan Addison
5DReidJonathan Taylor
6PlayboyHeffAlvin Kamara
7TarmoTimChristian McCaffrey
8-ACoachesCoachIsaiah Davis
8-BLBTownTucker Kraft
9JamesMyersN/A
10Dylan 614Matt Stafford
11TWatkinsN/A
12DHenmanJalen Hurts
13Coaches CoachWan’Dale Robinson
14RestingHollowN/A